Movember Fourteenth

I'm trying to solve the 'looking like a goatee' problem.  I remember a columnist for the shortlived Sunday Correspondent who rested his chin on his hands to cover up the fact that he had multiple chins.

 

 

Actually just looks like I'm trying to cover up a line of hair.

 

Today a colleague told me he'd had a nightmare about my moustache.  I had previously told him I was trying to match the facial hair of some of Nick Cave's backing band, The Bad Seeds.  Coincidentally and unbeknown to me, they are his girlfriend's favourite band.  So maybe in his dream he could hear this, although it's a Nick Cave side project, Grinderman.