Didn't realise I looked quite so dishevelled.
It's still horribly wispy and not really beefing up; I was hoping for a proper lip-weasel like Butcher Bill in Gangs of New York. Perhaps I should try Regaine, hair extensions, hair transplant - or anything else promoted by ex-international cricketers - or just shaving some hair off my legs and Pritt sticking it on. Or possibly getting stick on sideburns and using them as a faux moustache.
I've also applied to the Gallery of Mo for a 'motrait', so I can see what I'd look like with a proper moustache. More news when it arrives.
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