I've found myself stroking the moustache I no longer have. Like amputees sometimes get feelings in their absent limbs, it still feels as if my facial fuzz is still there. I'm told I look younger, I think I look fatter, and, weirdly, I now think I need a haircut, as if the hair on my face distracted from that on my head. Despite having a moustache for less than a month it looked really strange after I shaved it off.
Doubtless I will grow accustomed to being clean shaven once again.
I've also contacted the Gallery of Mo to enquire about the non-receipt of a cartoon of a cocker spaniel who looks like she already has a moustache and was today trying to lick the dried glue that formerly stuck the carpet to the office floor.
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